tablepick

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Tablepick

by Mangoman518 October 7, 2021

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Tablee

A person who joins the finest tables and events around the globe, enjoys the the best music, spends less on drinks and grows its social capital.

~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend less money on drinks but enjoys fun time with strangers, who become best friends in the future.

Hope we will get some tablees to our table!

Hi! I’m Ashley and I’m a Tablee tonight.

by Tabler November 22, 2021

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Tabler

a person who travels the world, searching for the best party destinations, always request the best tables at the venue and is surrounded by the most beautiful people.

~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend money on the best tables in the club in order to create the best memories and enjoys sharing good energy with others.

Who’s the Tabler tonight?

Are you the Tabler tonight?
How many Tablers are here tonight?

I’m the Tabler tonight!

by Tabler November 22, 2021

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Tabletop

When you’re in middle school and have a crush but you still believe the opposite gender has cooties so instead of admitting your feelings for them you have 6 of your friends crouch behind them in a line near the edge of a hill and push them down. Your crush and her parents will now always remember you as the reason that kid needed stitches and therapy for the next 10 years.

I’m going to tabletop your girlfriend later.

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021

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