Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.

I took a crap in a toilet.

by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet

I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly

by Suklaa May 15, 2017

Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

sawdust toilet

A form of composting toilet using sawdust to cover each deposit.

The house had a low environmental impact, including solar power and a sawdust toilet that used no water and provided compost for the fruit trees.

by islandchild137 June 26, 2017

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017