A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".
by The bee's knees August 17, 2013
Get the Morning-wood wack off partymug. Wood, as in Cock, Meaing:
'do you wanna hold this cock?'
usually means do you want to 'park the car in the garage,' meaning can I put my cock in your Pussy.
If someone says to you, 'do you wanna hold this wood? it means they wanna fuck.
(A term commonly used by Roadmen)
'do you wanna hold this cock?'
usually means do you want to 'park the car in the garage,' meaning can I put my cock in your Pussy.
If someone says to you, 'do you wanna hold this wood? it means they wanna fuck.
(A term commonly used by Roadmen)
Wagwan Peng ting Do You Wanna Hold This Wood yeah, Dam you lookin fine as hell why don't man get your snap and we can hop back to my bando yeah?
by They think that im tom cruse November 7, 2021
Get the Do You Wanna Hold This Woodmug. by Keith May 21, 2004
Get the How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodmug. A black dick that is hard.
by s3333xy July 11, 2010
Get the black decker woody wood peckermug. Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson in 2000 following the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".
The record make numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, the band left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.
Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.
2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.
Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
The record make numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, the band left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.
Notable themes:
1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.
2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.
Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.
Kerrang Magazine: ...There has still not been as eloquent and savage a musical attack on the media and mainstream culture as Manson achieved with Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death).
Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.
Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.
by Industrial rock FTW! February 23, 2011
Get the Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)mug. 1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.
2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft
Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.
2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft
Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.
by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012
Get the Punching Trees Give Me Woodmug. Wood oaks Jr. High is the best school ever
The people there are so diverse yet awesome! It gave me a new life on Jewish people. Whoever says bad things about the school hadn’t seen how beautiful it is!
Very good and the Asst. Principal is the nicest person there! We do so much and they give us so much back.
The people there are so diverse yet awesome! It gave me a new life on Jewish people. Whoever says bad things about the school hadn’t seen how beautiful it is!
Very good and the Asst. Principal is the nicest person there! We do so much and they give us so much back.
by Woodoakslovers November 29, 2019
Get the Wood oaks Jr. Highmug.