by Lmfaoatyou November 10, 2020

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.
by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

by Jeff Jefferson Jeffries May 3, 2014

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

by deafinitionplshelpicanthear December 8, 2020

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy
by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025

by 216ki April 19, 2023
