fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.

P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."

by Sammy26 June 8, 2017

with the money tree

at work, at the 'source', with the 'mother', suckling of the 'teat', harvesting of the 'fruit'

i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!

john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.

call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley April 10, 2011

Money wrangler

A money wrangler is a company, usually large, that has found myriad ways to fleece its clients.

My cell phone company provided me with an ‘all you can eat’ one price, all inclusive deal that turned out to have numerous exclusions. They sure know how to wrangle money out of their clients with service level agreements that no one but a lawyer understands. That firm is a money wrangler, for sure.

by Prof Bruce March 15, 2010

Money callin

When you have so much money it be callin

"Yo bro who's calling you" dude the money callin

by apizzel August 26, 2017

Boomerang Money

Buying a gift for someone with their own money.

Charging Christmas presents for your parents to a credit card they pay for.

"Thank you for the gifts they are so nice."
"Your Welcome. Its all boomerang money anyway."

Also "treating" your roommates to pizza or beer with money they left out on the counter earlier and you claimed.

by HNZ December 8, 2010

Trump Money

The money that comes from the stimulus packages under trump's administration.

Guy 1: yo I saw he flexing all that cash on IG were you get that at.
Guy 2: oh that was my brother's trump money.

by BlameTheJews1488 October 14, 2020

Money Badger

The Money Badger is the most gangster animal in the animal kingdom.
It just takes what it wants, and has no regard for any other animal whatsoever.
Nothing can stop the Money Badger when it's patrollin.
The Money Badger does the work, and all the other animals just get the scraps.

Those boys just rolled through here like Money Badgers!.They don't give a shit!

by C. Money Badger June 23, 2016