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Mississippi Mud Surprise

If you're uncircumcised, and perform anal sex and later discover shit underneath you're foreskin.
He discovered I had the ole' mississippi mud surprise when he took a shower after sex.
by fitofrage February 11, 2010
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The hairy surprise

When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.
O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.
by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010
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ruined my surprise party

doing anything that makes someone upset or angry. "you ruined my surprise party!!! now i can't trust you anymore"
describing when someone becomes irrationally angry. "gosh, what did you do ruin her surprise party?"
to look on the lighter side of a bad situation. "at least he didn't ruin your surprise party"
by kekerawr February 24, 2011
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Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise

Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.

teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
by RedDan69 February 28, 2011
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Chicago Style Surprise

This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.
I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.

Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.
by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017
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Creeper Suprise

The man that stands on his patio every morning at the same time you do, but only comes out in the summer time. Usually dressed in a white bathrobe splayed wide open to display his discolored tighty-whities. You never know when he will appear or emerge from his pervert paradise. He watches you but never talks - usually wins at staring contests becuase he is psycho. He can also be the guy at the gym who stands above you breathing heavily and sweating while trying to give you advice on how to strengthen your core - he then proceeds to stalk you in the elevators and asks out all your friends.
by livesnearcreepersuprise February 3, 2010
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Carmello Anthony Suprise

When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.
I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.
by the baconator99954123 January 26, 2011
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