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Squirreler

The squirreler scampered up the tree.
by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022
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squirreled

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them
damn, that girl just squirreled my shit
by dylan_stask March 24, 2023
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squirrelbagging

Extreme lack of focus or highly distracted. The unproductive feeling that your day is like opening a bag of squirrels and then futilely chasing them around.
Another unproductive day wasted squirrelbagging.
by CaNERDian August 18, 2024
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Squirrelly Flurry

Getting eaten out and penetrated as if a squirrel was nibbling on a nut with its tail in a hole of a tree
by BundaBandit789 May 5, 2024
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Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.
“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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Squirrely Temple

A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.
Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum
by The turd abibes June 7, 2025
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