by King ZazaBird October 6, 2020
Get the Smashmug. When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox
by HashSlanginSlasha June 22, 2015
Get the Jurassic Smashmug. The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
Get the smash repairsmug. yeah he is
Guy 1: Yo, you seen that Steve in smash
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah, would smash! No homo
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah, would smash! No homo
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma November 3, 2020
Get the Steve in smashmug. “My girl did the banana smash for me last night and we had to go to the ER at 3am. It was so worth it”
by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse November 23, 2024
Get the Banana Smashmug. When you're smashing your girl (or guy) so hard that you explode and take off like a rocket and it takes you to Mars.
Guy 1: Bro I just Rocket Smashed my girl last night that was crazy.
Guy 2: Yooooo no way that's crazy!
Guy 2: Yooooo no way that's crazy!
by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021
Get the Rocket Smashmug. by Beaver dam Department of Memes August 16, 2025
Get the Beaver dam smash and dashmug.