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Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Sleep

Put your phone down. Turn your music off. Clean yourself up. You alright.

Lie down. Breath slowly and naturally. Dont think too much. Close your eyes and relax your body. Go to sleep.
Go to sleep honey
But in not tired
Just try
by Emzy S. October 17, 2020
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sleep screecher

when u screech in your sleep
Hannah was screaming in her sleep! She is a sleep screecher!!🤭
by superior.weiner May 27, 2019
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eat sleep yba repeat

A gay slang for "I love big juicy cocks in my mouth." It also has a shirt variant that makes other people know you love cock. I don't recommend you say this or wear the shirt version of this.

THE SHIRT VERSION IS ON ROBLOX, PLEASE DON'T FIND AND WEAR A REAL LIFE VERSION OF IT
"Yo Jimmy, I got a new shirt! It says eat "eat sleep yba repeat," isn't it cool?"

Jimmy: "You know that means you like cock right?"
by BombuClauduo April 7, 2023
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Sleep

Something that i long for
Ugh i rlly wanna get some SLEEP...
by get the bleach January 31, 2020
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