pink velvet sausage wallet

a women with a loose vagina

ah man that chick had a pink velvet sausage wallet like ive never seen.

by ben wood May 13, 2005

My sausage is going to explode

The term for when a man is about to ejaculate, can be used in the following phrases, my sausage has exploded, my sausage is going to explode, it has exploded, therefore covering a young lady in jizz

Oh my god you'd are so sexy my sausage is going to explode all lo ver you

by Lesstatt July 18, 2013

Big Al's Sausage Links

The act of someone inserting their small penis into the much larger penis of another man as an act of sexual intercourse, whether it's just the head or the whole thing doesn't matter. It allows fun for anyone of any size.

Steve: Hey Wilson wanna try Big Al's sausage links?
Wilson: Sure, no homo tho
(Steve then proceeds to pull down his and Wilson's shorts and inserts his penis into Wilson's penis)

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

Open faced sausage sandwich

When a male is having sex with a male while having sex with a female or MMF.

Sarah, Mike, and Sam got together and had an open faced sausage sandwich last night

by L Balky November 4, 2020

Spicy Italian Man Sausage

A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"

Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!

by Bradley Anderson April 18, 2005

San Diego Sausage Storm

When a bunch of perfectly straight people are watching ice skating and they slowly become gay...usually ending in an anal orgy....with a fist.

I was so drunk last night...my friends said i fell down the stairs but i think it was a San Diego Sausage Storm

by Big Nick Digga May 12, 2008

italian sausage puppet show

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.

The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"

by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017