Skip to main content

Retarded Surprise

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
by J a w s h October 29, 2010
mugGet the Retarded Surprise mug.

ethiopian surprise

Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?

Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise
by Gwortley1 June 8, 2017
mugGet the ethiopian surprise mug.

Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside
The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths
by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025
mugGet the Sami Surprise mug.

That's a, that's a surprise

A common phrase used in pubs and bars all around Melbourne, often heard in response to a statement or question where nothing more can be contributed to a conversation
The latest bureau of statistics data shows our love affair with beer has drooped

That's a, that's a surprise
by bdawge November 29, 2011
mugGet the That's a, that's a surprise mug.

Arizona surprise

by anonymous October 13, 2020
mugGet the Arizona surprise mug.

Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.
Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.
by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022
mugGet the Singleton Surprise mug.

bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
by cuntcakes December 15, 2008
mugGet the bloody mary surprise mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email