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Squirreler 

The squirreler scampered up the tree.
Squirreler by Dr. Dictionary. November 22, 2022

squirreled 

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them
damn, that girl just squirreled my shit
squirreled by dylan_stask March 24, 2023

Squirrelly Flurry 

Getting eaten out and penetrated as if a squirrel was nibbling on a nut with its tail in a hole of a tree

squirrelbagging

Extreme lack of focus or highly distracted. The unproductive feeling that your day is like opening a bag of squirrels and then futilely chasing them around.
Another unproductive day wasted squirrelbagging.
squirrelbagging by CaNERDian August 18, 2024

Squirreled 

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
Squirreled by Sullenmax December 11, 2024

Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.
“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys
Squirreling by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024