Pleasure Cruise

(verb): When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks.

We'd only known each other for 2 hours when he took me on a pleasure cruise!

by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024

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Pessi

The GOAT (Greatest of all Thieves), Frionel Pandres Pessi is a ghost from Rosario Argentina. He ghosts against big teams like Marseille, Lyon, Liverpool, Roma and Bayern, unlike his Idol Cristiano Ronaldo, and stat pads against relegation sides in a farmers league. He successfully became the first footballer in history to rig the World Cup and rob 8 ballon dors, 3 from his idol Cristiano, 1 from iniesta, Lewandowski, Neymar, Van dijk and Haaland.

Girlfriend: Our relationship is Pessi
Me: Our relationship is finished? 😢

by Cruzeiro7 February 22, 2024

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Pessimistication

The state of mind of pondering and committing pessimistic activity

Kevin you’re not being real and you’re in pessimistication.

by FayK115 March 11, 2024

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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

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Pessist

1. Someone or something that is REALLY being quite a bother, or has the characteristics and qualities that are REALLY quite bothering and a disturbance.
2. A bitch
Derived from the word pessimism, and the suffix -ist.

Synonyms:

Pest, nuisance

1. Anne: "You've been such a pessist today, Marie. Stuffing up the couches with weed in my home, then smoking all the rest of your cigarettes in the backyard of your home, and then hiding my money I was saving for the rest of the week in your pockets. Now you're giving me the poor baby dog eyes. Such a sad little girl thing to do. You're annoying. Quit smoking cigarettes and grow up."
Marie: "I don't like your attitude either. We're not being friends for the next 2 weeks."

2. Byciclist: "My ankle is such a pessist today! It has been bothering me the whole day. I shouldn't have gotten my ankle hurt!"

by gatorblade March 21, 2024

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