Gimp Pimp

A gimp pimp is someone who sits there and pimps out gimps. Possibly to senior members of male schools to keep tied up in their offices.

Often similar to normal pimps, but instead referring to pimping out men in leather to bottom for other men...

however, the biggest pimp gimp has to be Natalie, who pimps them out to my teachers....

e.g omg has the Gimp Pimp been around, cos i cannot see any of the male staff anymore... nat d has been doing her work....

by Em!! July 25, 2008

noodle pimp

a chinese man who consorts with multiple women, running a business in which the women sell their bodies for the profit of both themselves and the pimp.

usually dangles strands of noodles into there vaginas as payment.

Normal guy: omg look at that chinese kid! whats he doing with that noodle and that ho!?
Normal guy2: Its pretty obvious.. hes the noodle pimp in this block.

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Steven: i really want to be a noodle pimp when im older
Diddy: yeh me too!

by Dom and matt April 25, 2006

Ass Pimp

Is a pimp who owns man hoes and sells them for sexual pleasure.

Look at that guy over there, hes an ass pimp

by toxicity777 October 16, 2008

penny pimp

A man that thinks he is a pimp but only picks up worthless chunk busted hoes.

Cafu, get your penny pimp ass over here and leave that hoe alone

by Dub C August 16, 2004

Lazy pimp slap

Being so lazy or tired that you just turn your body to pimp someone in the face.

Girlfriend-"Your home early"
You-*Lazy pimp slap* "WHERE MAH SAMMICH"

by Anonymous Bobbert January 19, 2011

Super Pimp

One who is tall and obese usually of Guyanese decent characterized by the need to be a metrosexual by going to the gym while on the Atkins diet that he cannot stay on for more than a week. Often described as doofy looking, extremely unintelligent, oblivious, and a virgin whose only goal in life is to attain total happiness by engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely attractive woman. More often than not can be found sitting at home online almost every hour of the day while watching television contemplating whether to talk to a woman online that he had bought $70 dollar shoes for that has no interest in him and is only using him for the sole purpose of money and making CDs.

Mike says, "Just wait till I'm Super Pimp, then I'll be able to fuck 100 girls or more in a year."

by chinkbag March 2, 2005

popcorn pimp

A pimp that wines and dines his hoes off an allowance given to him by his parents. Has been known to trick out his bitches to pay for playstation controllers, arcade tokens, and cheap bling.

See Rikki Lake, Jenny Jones, etc.

by melissa December 14, 2003