The king of the white children, beware he commands an army of toddlers but we may all rejoice as a grand hero named KSI is going to rock his shit soon
by Anonymous1045 July 25, 2018
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Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
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by boyyyyyy123 September 3, 2018
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by cottoneyedjo September 22, 2018
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by xDankStarx March 21, 2018
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