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Wisconsin purple grimace

An instance in which blunt force trauma is exerted through the phallus and scrotal region and into the perineum resulting in sub dermal hemorrhaging in the shape of grimace ( the mcdonalds mascot)
Hey bro did you hear what happened to todd at the party last night ?

Yea bro, his girl caught him cheating and she gave him a wisconsin purple grimace.
by Therein December 11, 2020
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Purple War Helmet

Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.

Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.

My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.

I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Purple love muscle

A guy with a very veiny penis.
Last night, Liam sent me a picture of his purple love muscle.
by l3x017 October 24, 2019
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Bob The Purple Cow

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow
by hamturkey May 16, 2017
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purple link syndrome

The results (purple links i.e. already visited) that google shows after searching up for something without finding it, and you look for it yet one more time!

short: PLS
software developer 1: can't find the solution to XYZ problem
software developer 2: did you check on google ?
software developer 3: so much that i have a purple link syndrome now !
by r_king July 21, 2014
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purple archmage

Australian for dick, commonly used in Warcraft III:The Frozen Throne

Similar to huj, cock
by toj September 18, 2008
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Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.
That purple spastic bitch be tripping.
by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012
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