balls drunk

When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't

Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot

by durak night August 07, 2010

Beer Balls

When a man is so intoxicated that he cannot bust a nut during sexual intercourse.

We went at it for an hour but I had beer balls so I had to call it quits.

by Truth, Duty, Don't get caught October 27, 2019

Ball Spike

When the hair on your previously shaven scrotum get stubbly and pokes the inside of your legs

Joe: Man, shaving my balls yesterday was a bad idea. Now I've got some serious ball spike

Chris: Yeah, I know right? Had that last week, it's no fun

by Brosephalosaurus July 22, 2008

spider balls

vericos veins in your ball sack

Chris you should let a doctor look at your spider balls

by rans0515 February 08, 2010

rolled balls

Did alot of ecstasy and had this best trip ever.

Man I rolled balls at EDC this weekend.

by kitkatcatjesus August 31, 2013

prison ball

This is a variation on the game of American football, the game has the same rules as far as scoring but the little yellow flag does not exist, the ball is played by either a chunk of wood or rock or anything large and heavy. In this game you may bash,hit,strike,assault,smack,kick the shit out of, or any combination of the above with or without the ball. This game is a common Thanksgiving day activity in the redneck states.

I bashed the shit put of my bother-in-law today with the ball while we were playing prison ball

by Dead Man487 November 26, 2009

Ball Python

Ball pythons, also known as royal pythons, are probably the most amazing snakes EVER, to keep as pets. They tend to be a little shy and are amazingly docile, perfect for beginners. They come in various colors, or 'morphs,' and they are all beautiful; from the normal or the chocolate to the lavender albino or the piebald. They are insanely adorable and really develop their own personalities! They're great :)

Person1: Dude, did you hear that Sally got a ball python?
Person2: Ugh, really? Snakes are so gross, especially those.... I mean, they like squeeze stuff to death....
Person1: Are you kidding me?? Ball pythons are freaking amazing!!!

by hey people May 08, 2012