Pipe Chi

Pipe Chi is when you smoke out of a glass pipe at random parks and go work out teaching Pipe Chi

I say my neighbor Pipe Ching this morning with his workout group and none of them could stay on the workout balls

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025

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Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025

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The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

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pipe tree

another word for a hemp tree

Guy 1: "Dude, he has a pipe tree in him backyard."

Guy 2: "Let's smoke it."

by ilikebananasinmymouth69 June 28, 2010

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Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

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oil the pipes

translates into having a few or more drinks before you head out to the bars for the night, thus lessening your bar tab, and making all the shots, combos consumed later go down much more easily.

I've got to oil the pipes before I head out drinking!

by sean_amadon July 9, 2010

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