face cake

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.

My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.

by railgin October 1, 2012

bloody face

when your eatin a gurl out. and she starts her period in your mouth.

Dude i was eatin this gurl out last night and the bitch gave me a bloody face.

by Adam aka 1337 October 17, 2007

mack face

a face someone makes when he/she is sexually interested in the person that he/she is talking to or checking out.

I see how you're looking at her, you even got your mack face on.

by Buffa bear May 7, 2010

Desk Face

The red lines that form on your face when sleeping in class

Mark got desk face when sleeping in physics class.

by saltycod October 18, 2010

bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

by jjzoo March 1, 2009

Face freeze

When you continuously make a face abnormal to your own, so much your muscles in your face become too stiff to go back to normal

"Dude quit making that face! You'll get the face freeze!"

by PuncakeMan April 3, 2016

phone face

when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.

Last night i was totally a phone face.

by flowey_from_undertale July 7, 2017