beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.

Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"

by J.Demosa March 29, 2017

Horse o' clock

Time to get drunk

Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock

by Al. Coholic. July 2, 2017

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

by BiggestRich March 1, 2017

Chicago Horse Radish

Basically just a black person's semen mixed with a white ho's saliva.

Mmmmm yummy yummy black cock in Bryce Dayringer's butt then he drinks the Chicago Horse Radish.

by GoldInSilver March 16, 2017

Stink Like a Horse

To be terrible

Living at home as an adult can really stink like a horse.

by Jacksoncage November 13, 2021

Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021

Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.

Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!

by JacksonHursh January 7, 2012