Being snubbed by your dog or cat upon return from vacation.
Similar to the cold shoulder, but from a pet
Similar to the cold shoulder, but from a pet
Was Rudy happy to see you when you came back from the Bahamas? Nah, the bastard gave me the cold paw
by Polska Power June 01, 2010
TOM: Just ask her out
Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it
Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it
by Bobbyisnotoriginal December 28, 2018
AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.
by grandpa pawpie April 28, 2021
by p3nguinpi3 May 25, 2004
I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 19, 2009
by wolfbait51 April 07, 2011
Used to describe something that is insanely cold.
Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."
Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013