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Dyke Jerk

When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
by jrdl718 August 31, 2013
mugGet the Dyke Jerkmug.

Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
mugGet the Jerk Joustingmug.

Tear jerk

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.
by Banana12Child December 9, 2019
mugGet the Tear jerkmug.
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
mugGet the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug.

Frisbee Jerk

At orgasm, you jerk your hand like your throwing a frisbee, which gets semen all over everything.
I frisbee jerked so hard it got under my bed
by it grinds and jerks June 14, 2011
mugGet the Frisbee Jerkmug.

Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.
“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”
by BDizzy January 29, 2024
mugGet the Jerked offmug.

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