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New Jersey Sunset 

The act of smoking marijuana and receiving a handjob from a relative while sitting on the top of a hill in a farming community. For added pleasure they snort a bump of cocaine as they climax known as Bump Cumming.
Alex: "man you and your brother left the party pretty early last night, where did you guys go?"
Frank: "Oh yeah we went up to apple pie hill and watched the New Jersey Sunset."
Alex: "oh, ok man. Did you bump cum?"
Frank: "dude, you know I always bump cum"
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New Hampshire Newtknuckle 

Being recently discovered, the New Hampshire Newtknuckle is only known to be performed among one-armed carnies and the deaf. The Newtknuckle involves a New Hampshire Newt being taken from the Boston Harbor and placed on the crotchel region of the person while wearing pants (or shorts), thus creating the look of a knuckle behind the zipper. Mostly used by women, the Newt then finds his new, watery home inside the vaginal canal. In rare occasions, it will find the anus. In rarer occasions, it will leave (see: dry pussy).
"Hey man, your mom has a bulge in her pants...it looks like a cock!"- Boy at the schoolyard, seeing other boy's mother.

"Nah man! She's just doin' a New Hampshire Newtknuckle!"- Proud son

"Ohhhhh...righteous!"- All boys at schoolyard

New Hampshire Avenue 

Is known as one of the longest streets in DC, MD. Originally starting around the Kennedy Center NW & temporarily breaking off at 16th & U St. Uptown. It then restarts at Park Rd NW. New Hampshire, as it is referred to as, is one of the streets in the DMV heavily known for its hood and gang violence as it includes gangs such as: Folk Nation & MS13. And hoods such as: KDY, Shepherd Park, Blair Road, Hampshire Towers, Rittenhouse, Peabody St, Belford Towers, TP, 1000/1100 BrickSquad Aka Good Hope, Lockwood Dr. Aka White Oak, & Briggs Chaney. It ends going northeast in Brookeville, MD where it meets Georgia Ave for the second time, this time on the "Terp Side" (MD).
1.Wya Cuz?

I'm Uptown around 650, By Petworth Station
2. Wya ?
Im Out New Hampshire Ave by the LP Transit Station

F**k you doing Out Spanishville ?
New Hampshire Avenue: One of the longest streets in the D.C. metro Area

New York Sub 

To put the bottom half of your dick in a woman's vagina with either, cum, vaginal juice, or condiments
"Hey bro, did you fuck Stephanie?"
"Yeah bro I gave her the New York Sub."

new word order 

basically an attempt of certain groups of people to modify, bastardize, or otherwise, improve (rarely happens) the meaning of certain existing words of the most dominant language on Earth, which is English. One way of doing this is combining certain existing english words to form new words and then assigning new meanings to them.
" urbandictionary has already started a new word order "
new word order by ukinnam July 8, 2017

New Age Notion 

New Age Notion is a 4 piece Australian band bringing a fresh sound to old influences. They have just released their new single "What Happened To Forever" with their debut EP set for release on November 23rd.

Combining catchy original music with an energetic and entertaining live show, they are a band not to be missed with 2017 building up to be a big year!
New age notion are freaking amazing!
New Age Notion by Mhhart98 July 31, 2017

New Jersey Vacation 

A term used to imply you murdered someone, similar to sleeping with the fishes.
Mike: Hey Tony, did you take care of our noisy friend?
Tony: Yea, I sent him on a New Jersey Vacation.