clag nuts 

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.

Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.

clag nuts by MisterE July 16, 2008

crazy go nuts 

Verb used to describe a state of extreme excitement or euphoria. First used by Billy Crystal's Fernando Lamas character on Saturday Night Live circa 1984. Currently misused as an adjective on (and mistakenly attributed to) homestar runner.

When the last bell rings I'm going to crazy go nuts!

crazy go nuts by Dan Brentwood October 2, 2007

hot nuts

Similar to jonesin, but even more intense (yes, it's hard to imagine). Being 'hot nuts' for something is desiring it to the degree where you would beat a nun out of the way utilizing a dead baby as a cudgel simply to attain the desired object.

Shit man, I'm hot nuts for that donair you're holdin' there.
Take off, hoser, it's mine!

hot nuts by ma401 February 6, 2006

nutsack lickers 

A group of incredibly gay people, such as the New York Yankees or New England Patriots.

The Patriots are having a pretty sick season.

Yea they're still a bunch of nutsack lickers.

nutsack lickers by Colin G. November 18, 2007

sick nuts

Awesome, excellent or above average. Often used to portray excitement or enthusiasm.

p1: hey would u like to goto the drags on the weekend?
p2: yeah man, sick nuts.

sick nuts by stoney2007 September 10, 2005

numpty nuts 

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

numpty nuts by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

corn nuts 

A tasty snack invented 1936 as a beer accessory. Some really unintelligent red necks believe that corn nuts are in fact, a nut, when realistically- they are deep fried corn... many individuals who confuse corn nuts as actual nuts, also believe that ONLY peanuts can be made into a nutty butter form...
these individuals are called sean's.

"hi my name is sean"
"oh, in which case, you must know nothing about fine road trip cuisine ..specifically corn nuts"

corn nuts by EmilyLouiseCW February 19, 2008