What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023

by Andrew Suckulent Wong July 23, 2020

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)
by Mr CPE July 6, 2025

by ALi♠️ June 28, 2022

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.
by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025
