gatling gun of pee

this is what happens when you are peeing and you suddenly lose control of your pee stream and little drops come out at hi speed.

oh god this will take a while to clean up. DARN YOU GATLING GUN OF PEE

by doodoonasarules July 4, 2006

Broken Squirt Gun

Its when you put Duct Tape around your cock and piss hole and then Violently Masturbate so that when you climax your Cum has nowhere to go, like a Broken Squirt Gun,(Squirt Guns would always jam up with water)

Dude, I'm so bored you wanna go outside and play with Broken Squirt Guns.

by Flying Purple People July 19, 2009

Three Toy Guns

Three Toy Guns is a phrase that some one may use when accidentally texting someone that they didn't mean too...such as your mother.
Used mostly for drug cover-ups...Such as when someone texts there mother instead of their friends, saying that they just bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars.

text- DUDE! i just totally bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars! thats such a score!

reply back from mother- Three grams of what?!

text-uuuuuuhhhhhh i ment to say three toy guns for 5 dollars....sorry for the mix up..

reply back from mother- yeah..oookk...get home...NOW

by Kay-B February 7, 2009

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

by MintyLeila July 27, 2005

gun lean

a female with lopsided boobs

that layla has gun lean tits

by shawtygotbackz July 24, 2019

Twat Gun Shell

What would normally be described as a "tampon applicator". It's that plastic thing you find in the bathroom garbage can.

I was takin' a piss and I looked down at the garbage and I saw one of them "twat gun shells" in there. Grossed me the fuck out!

by b bailey November 22, 2009

Machine Gun Kelly

a pop punk rockstar/rapper who is completely underrated. some call him a poser but i know of a lot of people who have said that his music has saved their lives. he talks about the reality of the world and helps people feel heard. so many people hate on him because he isn’t like other celebrities. he stands out in a crowd and you could see him coming from a mile away. his music is different than any other type i’ve ever heard and it’s easy to listen to but also easy to cry to. his concert was something i’ll never forget, he is such an amazing performer.

i love him so much and i’m so thankful for his music. ESTXXXX

Person 1: “Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?”
Person 2: “Yeah! His music is so underrated!”

by callmehay November 30, 2022