My life

absolutely falling apart in every way whatsoever

I want to die. My life is shit.

by frogmama45 April 10, 2017

My story

What you post publicly on snapchat.

( your post will last for 24 hours)

I posted a selfie on my story.

by Chazzzzy August 17, 2017

my hotdog

My hotdog is gunna make her squirt tonight

Bitches be talking about the size of my hotdog

by ScravelWord July 25, 2016

not my mans

When that mans is not yours

First of all, whose mans is this, cuz it's definitely not my mans

by Alfonso Virgen April 12, 2017

In My Soup

My Soup is a collection of people ( mainly celebrities ) I find attractive. If someone is attractive enough, I add them to My Soup.

Example:

Friend 1: Tom Holland is so cute

Friend 2: I agree, like, get in My Soup, Tom Holland!

Tom Holland is now in My Soup.

by girraffelover10 June 8, 2019

My life

A joke

How's your life going
My life is a joke

by jthebibarel April 7, 2017

My step

Nah, I don't think I will watch it.

Hym "I don't really feel like watching my step though.... So I won't." 😐

Iam "Will you stop? Seriously..." 😒

Hym "He's being a shit and he knows he's doing it. So, no. I'm not going to do that."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022