"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"
by NatsuDK November 19, 2018

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

matt voz is a bald funny little guy who only wears a suit and tie I am sure he own about 300 ties. He will bully you in the hallways at YIHS
by yihs January 31, 2022

by dinonuggiesowo October 23, 2020

The speediest member of the superhero group; The Phantom Rangers.
Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.
the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!
Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.
the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!
by Kyan Davies September 23, 2008

A non-binary kid who is obsessed with anime and monster energy drinks. Matt is a bookworm and artsy shy kid.
by -the-hoe November 11, 2021

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
by CD Smasher February 6, 2020
