Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

by Factual fate September 12, 2022

Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Matt hurst

Matt hurst-a bitch nigga who likes dick in the ass and swallows cum

Stop being such a matt hurst g

by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019

matt handle

known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.

can you matt handle this?

by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009

matt bradley

Libby’s boyfriend, professional hockey player

matt bradley is so poggers

by matt’s dad October 11, 2020

Matt

He is a basic bitch who overthinks the complexities of the universe

"Did you watch Matts new video?"
"Yes, he kept on talking about how he was not a pop boy in punk clothing"

by Your mum <3 August 7, 2021

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020