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Plaits Man

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1:A man that doesn’t do anything with himself , he constantly on the block with his team smoking and have a gas pain after because he has no money for food, A ‘plaits’ is also a man who has no problem treating someones daughter like shit and will leave her stranded on a date because he has no wheels and has to foot it all over the place.
2: The typical waste of time good for nothing man that young empty headed girls always fall for and blame the entire male species for one wasteman’s ways.
Billy: dawg u see tranquisha always in some toxic relationship with that Plaits Man…
Steven: yea boy..steupz idk why she don’t go with a good man for once, she only like men like plaits, smh

Bobby: Dred yuh moving like plaits..like yuh don’t have no ambition orr? All u wanna do is bull, spend all your money on high grades and Hennessy and buy fake polo so?
by Zman d one dan July 24, 2021
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shank man

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky
Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!
by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018
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Five Man

In Fusball, the Five Man is the middle set, consisting of five men. Can also refer to one's masturbatory appendage
I score with my "Five Man" on a regular basis.
by Samwise May 14, 2003
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the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
by Constable June 19, 2022
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Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.
Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"
by Lostathome June 19, 2014
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Bubblegum man

Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.
by fierbreather03 April 11, 2019
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Cheeseburger Man

A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!
A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.

M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....
by I use bald head September 20, 2019
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