Ben’s Magic goo

The odd, slightly sticky substance produced by cave trolls, namely those called “Ben”. Often found by those exploring the depths of his cave, this goo can either make you reproduce trollettes infinitely, or destroy the world.

Nic: We’re fricken trapped. There’s no way we will defeat the troll and get out!
Keria: We could try reproducing the trollettes and defeat the ben! That’s the only option.
Nic: How are we supposed to do that?
Keria: Downing Ben’s magic goo… it’s the only option…

by NiqU3@MKHBae_init! May 21, 2023

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Coombes' magic foot

Named after Nick Coombes because of his lethal finishing in PE.

Wow!!! He must have Coombes' magic foot!!!!!

by Mr Dig Bick October 26, 2012

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Magic Nipple

A nipple that has the magic ability to make anyone feel better.

Jenny has magic nipples man... I just can't help but smile when I see them!

by donnaynay November 24, 2012

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Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

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