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HE GOTTA HUGE FAT CHODE PENIS BRO< LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW BIG THIS SHIT IS MY MAN LUKE HAS GOT A CHODE LARGER THAN HIS HEAD.
by ACAT Rose March 21, 2020
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Luke is the English way of saying Lucas. People named Luke are guys who typically lie, are addicted to vaping and use the word youse unironically. Despite these flaws Luke’s are still one of the boys and will always be there to have a drink with if the goings get tough. You will have to buy the drinks though.
“Oi Luke chuck us a beer and stop sucking that cancer stick ya cunt”
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He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!
Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}

Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}
by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019
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Luke’s are the cream of the crop, the eyes. the hair, the smile, everything about them is perfect, don’t be afraid of their hard shell on the outside, the inside they’re actually very sweet and caring. If you get a chance of being with one, don’t hesistate
Meredith: Luke’s so cute!
Ava: Ikkkkk i wanna be his friend
Luke: Wuzzup ladies?
Meredith and Ava: *MOAN*
by QWEROFJWODOFJRBR April 10, 2021
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Luke
(noun / rare find)

1. A genuinely lovable guy — kind, friendly, easy to get along with, and someone everyone naturally gravitates toward. He’s the type who makes people feel seen, heard, and genuinely cared for.

2. Extremely smart and talented — excels academically, professionally, or creatively, often involved in multiple extracurriculars, side projects, or leadership roles. Somehow he manages to do everything well without making it look like effort.

3. Handsome, confident, and all-around awesome — turns heads effortlessly, funny, reliable, supportive, and just the full package. Meeting a Luke is rare, and anyone who finds one should hold on tight.
Have you met her roommate? Total Luke — smart, funny, and somehow even more handsome in person.
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My Friend: "Guys I'm bored, I have Luke to do today."
Me: "Shut up guy."
by loganpaulofficial January 10, 2020
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Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson
im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was
by James shitllett November 13, 2011
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