Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE
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Get the JORDAN mug.The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".
Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
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Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a good guy. He's thoughtful and caring. He's respectful. He looks like some sort of Greek god.
He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.
It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.
Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.
He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.
It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.
Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.
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Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.
"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
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