Bob Jones University

A "Christian" university in the south. Attended and supported by narrow minded legalistic disgraces to christianity. Known for being intolerant of any conflicting views. Seeks to isolate itself from "the world", meaning; music with a beat, modern clothing, literature, media, and anything related to youth culture. They keep their students in line with subtle suggestions that they just might not make it to heaven because a true Christain wouldnt do _____.
I got expelled from Bob Jones University for listening to The Beatles.
by Zen February 17, 2005
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George Mason University

Little known until recent Final Four fame, George Mason is statistically the largest and most diverse university in the state of Virginia.
Located in Fairfax, Virginia, 15-25 minutes outside DC (depending on NoVA traffic).
Mostly known in Northern Virginia as a commuter school, and often belittled because of it; but still houses over 4,000 students on campus, mostly in newer dormitories with the exception of Patriots Village, (the Mason ghetto).
Notorious for bad parking, finding a space at Mason is like finding a transsexual at a Republican National Conference; if you're lucky.
Although plagued by geese, Ciao Hall, and sh*tty parking...
At least Mason can play ball.
"What the f#%$ is George Mason University?"

"That team in the final four that beat uconn and unc"
by IamKristyJo April 12, 2006
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Arizona State University

I went to Arizona State University because I didn't have the grades for ITT Tech.
by jewduck1 August 01, 2011
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Arizona State University

A place where 1 in 4 students has an STD
I didn't go to Arizona State University because it's filled with disease.
by Dodgers2014 December 16, 2014
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Stony Brook University

Located in the middle of nowhere of Long Island, it is a fairly easy to get into public university known for terrific science departments, huge number of asians, indians and other international students, rape, depression and suicide.

There are a shitload of premeds. Expect 95% of anyone taking biology or chemistry to be attempting to get into medical/dental school. Science classes are ridiculously overcrowded as a result. Still, for it's price its a great buy.

Recommended for:
-Asiaphiles
-Students majoring in the hard sciences / engineering
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Student 1: So I'm taking Chemistry this semester. Lecture is totally packed with foreigners trying to get into med school!

Student 2: Ah - you must go to Stony Brook University.
by Anactualnonpremed March 17, 2009
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Sonoma State University

A upper middle class university in the CSU system. There are many good things about Sonoma State, such as the Rec Center, Amechis Pizza, and the many bike locks around campus. Sonoma State is also known for having a bunch of "yuppie" and "spoiled kids" attend this institution, as it is the riches CSU in the entire system. The school is also predominantly white, but is working on increasing diversity. Several legendary figures have come out of Sonoma State such as the Seawolf mascot, and thats about it. The fraternity's at Sonoma State have a reputation for hazing/demoralizing and humiliating treatment towards incoming freshman. There have been many alcohol related incidents over the years involving fraternity's such as TKE, SAE and a few others. These fraternity's have also contributed to the high number of sexual assaults on campus each year. The police are very strict on campus, and do not like wise guys at all. Sonoma State is a affluent uppity school with its own unique problems, but at the same time the same problems many other institutions across the nation face.
SSU Student: It smells like the Sonoma Aroma around here, thats not what it smelled like over in Beverly Hills, I want to transfer out of Sonoma State University back to Princeton!

Frat Boy: Hey boys I just joined TKE and I got to do the elephant walk! It was amazing, I love my Big! I love Sonoma State University!

Sonoma State University Police: **Psssshhh** Chirp** Breaker Breaker 31 we have some kids over here smoking marijuana, send all units avaible and the K-9, we may need a sniper and swat team stand by...
by KellyPisanoLovesJesusNOTTT October 14, 2010
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What was once a raggedy community college in the middle of downtown Richmond has become the most wild and fun damn university in Virginia; just ask a Tech kid about it.
It's Saturday at Virginia Commonwealth University, so, yes, I am having a damn wild time. How is that house party in Harrisonburg, nerd?

Is that girl wearing a top? Why, no. She isn't. God, I love Richmond.
by mannishboy23 February 06, 2011
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