A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.
Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"
Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."
Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."
by TheComicalWife March 10, 2023
by Wandering YeeHaw June 18, 2021
The inability to form proper words or sentences while playing video games or multitasking of any form.
by Ira Hayez May 02, 2015
A guy who plays Super Smash Bros. Knows a lot about Nintendo, and is a gamer. He nay nay’s a lot and default dances everyday. Everyone wishes to be him. Including me!
I wish I was Payton The Gamer
by A meat flavor October 15, 2019
by TheDiscoManWithThePlan January 04, 2023
The most epic gamers alive. This club of dedicated and lovable creatures is exclusively reserved for individuals whom played in the homebrew universe of Starfall, a Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
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Non-epic person: "Ugh, imagine being a Starfall gamer...They are insufferable assholes."
An Alpha Chad: "Lolz, you are such a boring specimen. Starfall gamers are the coolest bitches alive, but how could you know, being a shit-eater for most of your life."
Tony Stark: "Hey guys, thanks for explaining!"
Pikachu: **Surprised**
An Alpha Chad: "Lolz, you are such a boring specimen. Starfall gamers are the coolest bitches alive, but how could you know, being a shit-eater for most of your life."
Tony Stark: "Hey guys, thanks for explaining!"
Pikachu: **Surprised**
by Mushd00med November 30, 2022
by joshy bozo September 01, 2022