House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 23, 2023

something fun that includes 2 people

it's a way to say sex in a more not straight to the point way, as the person sometimes doesn't know what it is, and is confused.

Person 1: Now that we are together, let's do something fun that includes 2 people...
Person 2: Duelo maestro?
Person 1: HECK YEAH LET'S GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LEVEL!!!11!1111!111111!!!!!!!!11!111qQQQqeweaq

by pytschratchon November 05, 2023

FFF Fab Fan Fun

FFF short for Fab Fan Fun means when you make fun stuff and stories out of movies , shows , video games , and songs.

This FFF Fab Fan Fun is keeping this movie in business forever making money.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 15, 2022

Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time

"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"

by DameonSpawn September 06, 2016

Fun-Dipping

When a tampon is inserted into a vagina, whether it be on a period or not, and then sucked dry by the partner

I had a great time fun-dipping with Rebecca last night.

by meowster69420 May 09, 2024

Fun Dipping

The act of when a male dips his balls and shaft in fun dip powder receives a blowjob from his powder.

Hey baby I know Valentine’s Day was yesterday but how would you like to come back to my place and start Fun Dipping with me.

by mattyice234 January 06, 2020

Fun dipping

getting your dick wet and sticking it into a passed loved ones ashes

Carter: I totally love Fun dipping my dog
Jaxon and Colby: What's that
Carter: Where you get your dick wet and stick it into a loved ones ashes

by WayneKing6900 July 03, 2022