FOOBER

Foober (Noun) - The opposite of a Boofer. The Slang “Foober” generalizes astonishing people that are composed and easy going to be around. Foobers don’t let anything get to them easily, and love their friends/families above most things; holding a high degree of loyalty for them. Foobers have no need to feel important, as they already are. Being a called Foober is the highest compliment a human can be called. It is the antonym to “Boofer” as that, is the lowest insult a human can be called. As they are total opposites, Boofers and Foobers are natural born enemies.

Jordan: Guys, I found someone that can potentially be a part of our close friend group. He seems like a Foober!

Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.

by FOOBONTOP February 25, 2024

Forbidden Fun Dip

When you’re having anal intercourse with a woman and after getting your penis nice and juicy, you ask her to give you better than average fellatio.

Talking to a buddy: “So yeah; I was in Alabama last weekend for my family reunion, and I got a little bit of that forbidden fun dip. Grandma nearly lost her teeth.”

by Syphilus Infected Sea Skipper February 27, 2024

Forbidden Zone

A mental decline or emotional spiral as a result of loneliness. Consequentially, this causes more loneliness and it becomes a vicious cycle.

The term resulting from the song Forbidden Zone by American band Oingo Boingo

"I don't have any friends!"
"Starting to enter the Forbidden Zone, aren't you?"

by SaintofSwitchbladefights March 14, 2024

Forbidden Triangle

A women's vagina that is forbidden to touch.

You don't have a chance with Alice. She has a forbidden triangle.

by Theevilpotato69 March 18, 2024

Forceful Steve

The cutest pookie to ever have pookied. Alongside his beloved Flak_Fire, Steve is an unstoppable force.

"Oh fuck, It Forceful Steve."

*Giggling intensifies in the distance.*

by Zochay March 28, 2024

force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.

1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."

by SirDarwin March 30, 2024

Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.

Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

by Killercoke2 April 3, 2024