Fire Truck

Fire truck-The devils vehicle, the sum of all evil, the truck that assasinated Hitler during WWII.

Fire trucks also known as Fire engines are one of the more horrfic beasts to terrorize the skys of Germany since the Pterodactyl. It is often seen in a diabolical red color and making a wooo woooo beep honk noise. Legend says that it will spawn 10 minutes after you dial the numbers
"9-1-1" on your telephone. Fire Trucks are said to feed on little children, puppy dogs Haitians and virgins. If you do see a Fire Truck relax, don't move, and be quiet...its their natural instinct to chase after you.

Damn...that Fire Truck sure is red.

by unicorn cannibal July 13, 2010

Fire Hydrant

See gusher

A woman that squirts large volumes when having an orgasm

by da fireman February 17, 2003

friendly fire

when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth

Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.

by Troy May 25, 2004

Fire Crotch

Someone with flaming red hair that has pubic hair to match; one who has flames of red in the pubic area.

Hayley Watkins, is a total fire crotch.

by GossipGirlLovesYOU November 13, 2009

Fire log

The type of shit that makes your ass hole burn.

or

Another word for doing a number 2.

Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.

Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.

by M.Doyle October 13, 2007

Fireblast590

A term for a kid who sits and plays to much online games, as a game called 'runescape'

You see that guy over there? He's a fireblast590!

by Dfawwefad January 12, 2008

Fire Tornado

A Cataclysmic event that occurs in a relationship where your girlfriend becomes a flaming whore and you are sucked up in a tornado of emotions. The burns you receive are not visible to the naked eye but deep down you are scorched to the 3rd degree.

Colby: My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night..

Mike: What happened?

Colby: I dont know she's just a flaming whore!

Mike: I think you've been struck by a Fire Tornado..

by Hayes #17 December 23, 2008