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Fire truck-The devils vehicle, the sum of all evil, the truck that assasinated Hitler during WWII.

Fire trucks also known as Fire engines are one of the more horrfic beasts to terrorize the skys of Germany since the Pterodactyl. It is often seen in a diabolical red color and making a wooo woooo beep honk noise. Legend says that it will spawn 10 minutes after you dial the numbers
"9-1-1" on your telephone. Fire Trucks are said to feed on little children, puppy dogs Haitians and virgins. If you do see a Fire Truck relax, don't move, and be quiet...its their natural instinct to chase after you.
Damn...that Fire Truck sure is red.
by unicorn cannibal July 13, 2010
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