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Gut fart

A loud, long fart as if it was coming deep from your gut, often may feel like you have to shit but only air comes out, followed by a feeling of relief.
Mathew thought he had to take a shit but when he sat on the toilet he passed a huge gut fart.
by Saturn20102c March 11, 2015
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Fart-ish

1. adj. An atmosphere that smells and feels like someone farted, but nobody actually has.

2. adj. The warm, swirly feeling in your lower abdomen that indicates flatulence is imminent.

3. adj. The state of feeling prematurely old.
1. Upon entering the kitchen, I was struck by the fart-ish stench of steamed broccoli.

2. This chili is delicious, but I'm already getting fart-ish.

3. Sorry, I can't do drinks after work, I'm headed home to watch my shows and be fart-ish.
by C. B. LEE June 27, 2014
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cootie fart

When one breaks wind from the vagina after getting brutally pounded
I pounded that pussy so deep and so hard that she cootie farted afterwards
by Presidentdickwad March 28, 2019
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fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.
Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!
by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013
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Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.
In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.
by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008
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butter fart

A fart that's too greasy to be called wet.
I heard Dave fart, I didn't believe that it was a real fart. It sounded like what you get when you put butter in a whoopee cushion. It was a butter fart.
by A member of the Team Cripple January 22, 2008
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fart worthy

definition 1:
When someone is so attractive, that someone else declares they are worth having farts sucked out of their asshole.

definition 2:

When an actor/singer/artist is loved by a fan to the extent of having that fan find them "fart-worthy" despite their physical appearance.
example 1:
dude 1: "Dude, did you see Pam in that skin tight leopard outfit last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah dude, I saw her. She looked absolutely fart worthy last night."

example 2:
"Michelle told me she thinks Jay Z is fart worthy because she considers him the best rapper alive, but I think he looks like a camel."
by mytchiemitch October 10, 2009
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