famine padding

The fat found on a fat human being.

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?

by Teratogen September 29, 2013

Flaming Tuzzouli

The act of taking a string of 7 squares of toilet paper and pinching one end between your butt cheeks. The other end is then lit on fire by a second party. The toilet paper cannot be released from the butt cheeks until the person performing the act has finished chugging a full beer. Alternately, females can do a flaming vizzouli using their vagina rather than buttcheeks.

Tom is terrible at chugging beer. He will surely burn his ass if he tries to do a flaming tuzzouli

by Tuzzoulimaster January 19, 2014

farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable.

by Sexydimma February 8, 2014

fading the colors

Popping rounds in the asses of gang members

That lo-pro-po was really fading the colors yesterday!

by CURBSTOMPER34 February 28, 2014

Fuming (Fumin')

When someone is doing extraordinarily well in a certain sport,activity, or even just in life, to show that you've seen/appreciated their amazing effort you can simply say "Aw man you're fumin' right now!"

"The quarterback was fuming (fumin') when he threw the game winning touchdown."

by abibet1234 October 23, 2014

Flamingo

A girl, usually high school girl, wearing any sort of bright or flourescent pink hoodie, shirt, or jacket. Flamingos usually appear in groups on certain days in breast cancer awareness month.

*Walks into the cafeteria*
"Holy crap haha look at all the flamingos!"

by Pissarut December 22, 2014

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015