freckleneck

A person of Gaelic descent. Unlike rednecks or their business-like opposites, "the whitenecks", frecklenecks span all social classes. In America, New Zealand, and Australia, they are classified as such by their intense fondness of their ancient Celtic heritage.

Frecklenecks are commonly found in pubs, bars, and taverns. They are fans of sports, travel, and wagers. The men are comfortable in woolen skirts and the women are comfortable in or on a boat (no matter the size.) They love fiddles, pipes, and bodhran. The key characteristic of a freckleneck is its ability to trace lineage to some town called ballyhoodefuxheardomey, or a bog in Wales with more consonants than people, or an highland that's south of the lowland.

Frecklenecks' professions are normally in the "between:' firefighters are a close second to fishermen, then law enforcement, barmen, book-makers, bar owners, and the off musician.

Mark: You goin' to the parade tomorrow?
DeShawn: Nah. Too many Frecklenecks.

Sean: Liam Maccarthy was never in London! It's the GAA!
Brian: And you call yourself a freckleneck.

by carpetstain January 16, 2013

frecklies

When a woman's breasts have been damaged by years of overtanning. Usually appearing in older women.

That woman at the bar is using her frecklies to attract men again.

by spagandy November 8, 2013

Freckole

When a brown mark on the body cannot be clearly defined as either a freckle or a mole it is considered to be a Freckole. The combination of a freckle and a mole. Generally freckoles are considered to be highly attractive features on celebrities and social media stars.
Frek-ohl is the proper pronunciation for Freckole. Pronunciation is similar to Freckle (frek-uh l) but the "uh l" syllable is replaced by "ohl".

"Cindy Crawford is well known for the freckole just above the left corner of her lip."
"Did you see Megan's freckoles? What a bombshell. She will probably be famous one day."

by websters_dictionary December 27, 2014

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er September 23, 2016

freckle maker

A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.

Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.

by Da Freckle Maka July 9, 2016

Freckoliokish

A curse word in unicorn language. It's used when a unicorn sits on a person. Or when a thing upsets any kind of unicorns any time. That's when they curse this. They tend to curse this word really bad when they are eating pickles.

A unicorn shitting and they say "FRECKOLIOKISH"!!!!

by Unicorn pickle December 19, 2016

freckle whore

Someone who has a big freckle and is also a huge snake-like hoe

"You're gay"
"At least I'm not a freckle whore"

by IrphanMcGee February 7, 2017