dry as fuck

having no water inside; therefore burning very easily (like dirt).
also having a big 鸡鸡

--> e.g. layers is dry as fuck and y'all don't wanna admit it

by alana:) November 14, 2019

Dry checking

When you are being made fun of in a very subtle way.

Boyyy I know you not dry checking with them busted ass fims (fake Timberlands) on.

by Dirk504 May 21, 2019

Dry Biden

a kids burger with no cheese

“we got two kids tenders and two Dry Bidens on this ticket”

by tophTHEterrible July 30, 2022

dry finish

When you've busted a fat nut so many times in one week that when you climax no semen exits your body.

I know you've already had sex 8 times with me today, but I wasn't expecting a dry finish......

by Milflover69420 February 20, 2021

Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.

by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018

Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.

“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”

by Smatch November 23, 2024

flagon-dry

Someone who abstains from tossing back steins of pale ale.

What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.

by QuacksO April 19, 2024