Depression

A mental health condition in which you are forever happy and never sad

I’m so glad I have depression it’s so good

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Post JAMUN Depression

After the most amazing, exciting, crazy, boujie, ratchet, mun the world has ever seen, many people experience this special form of depression. It entails missing friends, very cool chairs, and even cooler resolutions.

Bro, I got the craziest Post JAMUN Depression. I think my body water percentage is down to 1% after all that crying.

by best delegate May 10, 2020

Depression

A feeling of not sadness but utter emptiness. Of wondering why you can’t feel anything or why you almost don’t want to feel anything anymore and of wanting to keep others out while wanting them to come in

I can’t feel anything because of depression

by The one who screm May 12, 2020

Semi-depressed

Being depressed without being diagnosed.
A lot of young kids say they are depressed but this is a better term for them to use.

bsf: Are you okay??
other girl: No..
bsf: You’ve been like this for a while, what’s up?
other girl: I’m Semi-depressed..

by TheLadyOfFlatness May 16, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

Phloz depressed

when you don’t get enough attention at home so you lie about being depressed online so you can get the attention you want; being depressed that someone stream sniped you in a video game

“damn bro, that guy is stream sniping me. imma go on twitter and be phloz depressed”

by hecking fricker May 25, 2020

Depression

It's a feeling of sadness and sorrow, like no one cares about you and that you can die and they won't even notice it. It sometimes leads to suicide, and sometimes subsides with simple stuff, like getting a new phone. Depression is one of the worst cases of mental issues.

"My depression is the worst possible thing. It feels like it's eating up my soul."
"I hate life. Depression and suicide is all I ever think about nowadays."

by Gacha Angel May 28, 2020