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Derpressionism 

The Art genre which most emo or scene kids draw
it's not really creative it's just all the same
mostly consists of baby pandas crying holding out his ripped out heart with the words "here take this, i know it's not much but it's all i have for you"
Emo Guy: here i made this for you
Emo Girl: awwwww it's so cute!
Goth kid: ....fml i hate Derpressionism effin' depressionists
Derpressionism by emanyell January 16, 2011

Depressant

depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.
John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

Manic Depressive Rock 

A genre of music defined by a happy sound and depressing lyrics with the added ability to swing your current mood violently in the opposite direction when listened to.
"Man I was in such a crappy mood until I listened to some Billy Joel and The Doors. Manic Depressive Rock, always does the trick."

summer.d3pression

a swaggy fb meme page owned by alexis <3
summer.d3pression : i didnt want him to be amgy anymore so i made her a definition and now im realizing idk what to put for the definition 😭

Depressionable 

A combination of Lunchables and Depression. You open them up and instead of food, you get depression. You don't have Depressionable, you are Depressionable.
Ad: Get Depressionables now! Junior High Students love them. Get them before they are sold out!

Junior High Students: I am Depressionable

depressingly spicy 

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.
Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."