Im your dad

The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.

Pronunciation- i'm yer dad

Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.

Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.

You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad

Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.

by I'm your dad May 13, 2011

Dousche Bag Dad

When your dad is acting like a dousche bag. : )

Man last night your dousche bag dad really fucked things up.

by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004

Sad dad movie

A Sad Dad Movie is a film wherein the relationship between father and child is threatened or broken, usually with the child being ungrateful or embarrassed by the father, and the father just trying to be a good dad.

Often found in films featuring single fathers, or the father in a divorced family who attempt to connect/reconnect with his child.

Liam: Do you want to watch A Goofy Movie again?

Zak: No, that's such a Sad Dad Movie and it really bums me out.

by Ayyjaybay June 21, 2017

Dad bod plus

When a person has a beer belly as well as a gorilla chest and thinks he can get girls but in reality they actually think he’s gay

My friend Matt Has a dad bod plus. This is why girls will never date him

by Mr. skinny jeans May 28, 2019

oh my dad

When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.

Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.

by Dis shit is ferior! May 24, 2004

World's best dad!

We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!

My dad is the world's best dad!

by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020

angry german dad

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

by harold slikk September 16, 2014