dry tony

after going for a dump, and finding no toilet paper, one proceeds to ass wipe with a towel.

there was no toilet paper in the long drop, had to do a dry tony

by PettyPineapple May 20, 2018

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dry nigga pie

When your mouth is super dry like the desert. Dry : Meaning dry mouth. Nigga: meaning me : Pie : meaning pie hole

I is dry nigga pie lemme get a soda.

by ANARCHYHAHA69 May 29, 2021

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dry donna

A dry Donna is the opposite of a wet Willy. It’s wet willy’s cousin; It’s when you stick your finger in someone’s ear, and you totally fake them out because it is totally dry instead of being wet.

This one time on Dead and Co. Tour, a friend of mine had told me I had dropped my pocket so I turned around and gave him a Dry Donna.

by Lee Hunter42 August 16, 2021

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Dry-Sandwich

A synonym for a Sahara desert vagina, pH balance of vaginal fluids becomes exorbitantly off balance leading to a moisture lacking pussy.

Common variations include a dry-hoagie, dry-wedge, dry-hero

Person: Yo, my ex's pussy was a literal dry-sandwich
Other: My son, what do you mean?

Person: It means rubbing my ex-girlfriend's clitoris was unable to produce a hormonal reaction leading to vaginal secretion

Other: My son, don't you mean a dry hoagie?
Person: Yes dad

by Blabeadle September 15, 2020

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