Dr. Jack Bright

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.

Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!

by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025

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Dr Pepper

When you forcefully ejaculate a huge load into a girls mouth before she knows whats going on or can swallow, and it comes out her nose like Dr Pepper.

"I surprised her with such a big load, it came out of her nose like Dr Pepper!?!"

by Black Sheep77 January 11, 2025

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Dr Moffed

Plough, drill, plough, kiss and slow, plough, plough, intermission…. Drill, plough, kiss and plough… andddddd scene

“Oh darling I could plough you all day but my next patient Ethel Furbanks, the local hypochondriac, is due her appointment at 10pm”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”

by Cumkeeper June 17, 2025

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Dr. Karen

Usually blonde with glasses, tries to act young but looks like they're deep into their late forties. Cries in the middle of surgery when she finds out her child got hurt on the playground and shows that awkward weakness in a professional setting either trying to gain attention or sympathy. Demands you call her Dr. So-and-so with a minor in Gender Studies while some doctors are like 'Call me Ben. Call me Josh. Call me Mike.' Her favorite cartoon character is a yellow pill with one or two eyeballs. If she asks the tech to burp the DaVinci robot and they ask her to repeat herself because she mumbles, she will email the director saying that the tech does not know how to use the DaVinci Robot.

The Anesthesiologist variant of this is the same: Blonde with glasses, never smiles with RBF and when things go down and you run your hardest to get blood from the blood bank and doing the procedure of reading the patient name, blood type, DOB and serial number three times, Dr. Karen will still think you walked and took a break.

Don't socialize or mingle with Dr. Karens. They're miserable.

"Dr. Karen threw a tantrum when I took only 2 minutes to get blood from the blood bank thinking I should've gotten it just like that. She's like a spoiled 5-year-old brat who wants things handed to her immediately and if she doesn't get her way, she'll throw a tantrum."

by Josephchen666 June 18, 2025

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dr miaoyuanjianyuanbao

a snowman known for being a simp for janet in brawl stars, being slightly addicted to hoplite battle royale, and thinking he's slick and cool with his e-girl discord profile. you might find 21 ferns

dr miaoyuanjianyuanbao - Senior Energy Efficiency Consultant & Sustainability Strategist for Interconnected Geographies of Global Energy Production, Distribution, Consumption, and Environmental Impact, Considering Renewable and Non-Renewable Resources at the Central China Normal University for Higher Education (Human Society and its Environment)

by Trusted Guy July 8, 2025

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