A boy that has being through a lot on his own and basically wiped his own nose(slimey), he is always fun to be with and you can count on him but alone he has a lot on his mind and he keeps them to himself.
He acts like slimey david
by Bigslimeydavid June 18, 2020
A tall smart, funny and handsome guy blessed in more ways than one 😉 If you come across a David Henry hold on tight cause he’s a rare soul to come by
by Fuck this why am I called that May 07, 2020
The act of bending over David’s mother and blowing her back out with the boys and then go full bukkake.
by Pimpdaddyslayer September 03, 2021
by Nanjdog22 October 12, 2018
Stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.
Ryan: Hey David Campoverde.
David: What?
Ryan: You are a stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.
David: What?
Ryan: You are a stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.
by ShitAss123 October 27, 2019
Charming and Funny. A David Smith is definately best friend material. He can be as smart as your college professor and as dumb as a bag of rocks sometimes. Making money is easy and can be depended on to save the day in a sticky situation. He snores and farts a lot and doesn't care. Never take him to a casino if you're financially failing. Loves copper and big bags of wonderfuls! Keep him.
....and the winner is David Smith, would you please make your way to the promotional desk and claim your prize.
by Ima Wayten January 17, 2021