NO DICK DAVID

HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.

OMG. MUM I HAVE A NO DICK DAVID!!!!

by DAVID SEXY MAN July 23, 2019

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David Gregor

A tragic hero who, after accidently killed his father, travels the northeast states. Well known by people of those states.

David Gregor hits like a girl

by PointlessGuy January 1, 2009

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The meaning of David Burns is The king of elements. The sense of wolf. The power to do good but also bad. The alpha of all alphas. This all leads up to someone/something not to mess with. You mess with him/it who knows what will happen. The myth is he/it control all elements the universe has to offer. He/it feels other peoples feelings. He helps and protects all while he can. He is also loving, caring, passionate, fun, and funny. Get to know it, you'll get along very well.

David Burns-Some may be terrified of me but others love me.

by AncientShadow January 15, 2017

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David Bowie

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.

Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

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david cameron

the former tory prime minister whose own ego caused the downfall of the united kingdom by gambling his country's fate so he could get a majority and then ran away when it inevitably all went up in flames.

also he shagged a pig.

fuck david cameron!

by tape6 December 14, 2019

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