a scary chicken is a sex act often performed at parties in which the man paints their penis and testicles different colors, and teabags a woman on her face. for halloween, typical colors include black for the testicles and orange for the penis; for christmas, the goal is to emulate the look of mistletoe, with green testicles and a red painted penis.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave her a scary chicken last night. I got paint all over her face. It was hilarious.
Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.
Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.
by scarychickenlover September 11, 2022
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Get the Silky Chicken mug.Any event that is exceptionally incongruous or illogical according to the conventional reality in which it happens.
This is based on the idea of chicken during thanksgiving being something associatively, factually incorrect.
This is based on the idea of chicken during thanksgiving being something associatively, factually incorrect.
Yo man this grey orb phased through my closet and thanked me for buying a car I don't even have. What the hell? I think I just had a chicken thanksgiving.
by Darksack November 21, 2019
Get the Chicken Thanksgiving mug.A chicken nugget is beautiful, lovable, and kind. Unlike the potatoes, who are loveable, pretty and... well, just that. Chicken nuggets have different colors. A blue chicken nugget is sweet, silly, spoiled, and kinda smart. A green chicken nugget is much like a potato. A yellow chicken nugget is weird and silly but can be very nice. The yellow chicken nugget and blue chicken nugget are very close. The orange chicken nugget is just a normal lil dude. Red is a mad dude. If you eat them, they will scream.
by IAmDeWae May 19, 2018
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Get the Chicken in a Mug mug.A term used with sites like ebay that means to bid over the minimun, but under what you think someone has payed. This can be quite dangerous because if you estimate the other bidder's bid wrong, you may end up having to buy the item.
Jim like ebay so much that he decided to play a game of Bid Chicken. He bid $25.00 on pants, knowing the last bidder must have enetered at least $30.00.
by Hackermeyer February 8, 2009
Get the Bid Chicken mug.Exerting dominance over someone with a bluff during a conversation, at which point the counterpart to the verbal exchange also bluffs. The bluffs generally multiply exponentially as intensity of conversation escalates. Whoever backs down first loses and the fictitious consequences dissolve.
Per 1 - “We need to be at the airport by 4 o’clock, my sister gets home from work at 3:15 and she can drive us. Which helps tremendously because she is watching the dogs for us while we are away.”
Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”
Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”
Per 2 - “FINE!!”
Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”
Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”
Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”
Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”
Per 1 - “Maybe you will”
Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”
Per 1 - “ok, love you”
Per 2 - “love you too”
Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”
Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”
Per 2 - “FINE!!”
Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”
Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”
Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”
Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”
Per 1 - “Maybe you will”
Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”
Per 1 - “ok, love you”
Per 2 - “love you too”
Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
by Bill Shakesbeer October 13, 2021
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