by Angry7019 October 14, 2009
by miss kali kaos March 15, 2009
by berniejohnson January 01, 2008
Usually a container (but not limited to) one may store a collection of deceptive excuses.
Another example of an Excuse box may be Post-It notes with excuses on each note.
Another example of an Excuse box may be Post-It notes with excuses on each note.
Guy: So when are we going to have sex?
Girl: Well the thing is... I have AIDS.
Girl 2: I should really add that to my excuse box.
Girl: Well the thing is... I have AIDS.
Girl 2: I should really add that to my excuse box.
by Ilikeyouulol December 04, 2009
by Boris and natasha July 25, 2016
A Styrofoam cooler, likely purchased by a red neck, used to ice watermelons, beer, and occasionally black market kidneys.
When the back alley surgeon produced a watermelon box, Scott knew he was not going to get that laser eye surgery.
by InspectorGadget38 May 16, 2008
A commonly employed female system for controlling a man using emotional and physical tactics. Akin to a penile gulag.
After dating for several years, Michelle had successfully caught Pete in her box trap.
Like a Chinese finger cuff, box traps set by females tighten as the male prey helplessly thrashes.
Like a Chinese finger cuff, box traps set by females tighten as the male prey helplessly thrashes.
by darkstar9 May 18, 2009